The Last Jedi report

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

The Jedi Knights fought heroically to the dying seconds against a stronger opposition, who were using the latest Star Fighter Technology with more fire power.

Skywalker was wounded early, but the tactical strategy by SL1 to switch Obi and Jinn in the batting order confused the resistance as they were looking for an inverted yield curve and vapour trails from the wrong direction allowing both Obi and Jinn to score early victories.

EP and Kassie had been in the Dark Force Star Cruiser for 80 hours and Kassie the Wonder Dog  was getting frisky seeking an interplanetary tree to rub against forcing an early landing to recover hence missing most of the action and drama which unfolded. Mace Windu was able to use the Force to give detailed readings of the movements of the opposition as he wandered over the battle field.

Jango was  well on top of his opposition until a hole in one gave the Resistance some hope, but Jango brushed off this rare feat as a lucky hit and continued to place pressure on his younger rival who eventually knew he needed 3 holes in one on the par 5’s to win.

Yoda’s compliance to combat mission was text book, receiving the praise of SL1 using the solar winds to his advantage creating tactical allocation to his portfolio which received the rare praise of the Royal Galaxy Commission.

R2D2 fought like 10 Jedi Knights at one stage, the last of the Star Fighters with some capacity left to outwit and maneuver the Resistance who were reinforcing their star fighter fleet with fresh clones.

The Jedi  Knight saga has not ended only a new era has begun and in the words of

Qui- Gon – Ginn  “In my experience there is no such thing as luck”  and

Obi Wan  “Your Focus determines your reality” and from

EP  “We  will be back  with a stronger Force”

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